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AgentTripleX
02-28-2007, 07:11 PM
I started a similar thread on EliseTalk (http://www.elisetalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26843) that did really well. Since I'm not a Lambo owner yet, perhaps ya'll owners can fill me in on what makes you so special and Lamborghini ownership special, fun, and funny.:D

pdisme
02-28-2007, 07:33 PM
...you have more cylinders than most! :icon_super:
...you have a two car garage and over 1000 hp of engines inside it.
...you wear gold chains and have thick chest hair. (That's the one Ferrari owners always use when making fun of Lambo owners :) )
...you have 15 people ask you about your car while you're getting fuel.
...someone asks you if you have rich parents, if you won the lottery, or who let you drive their car. (More for young Lambo owners)
...you are constantly explaining that no, it doesn't cost $10,000 per service interval (Since that's the common excuse people who can't actually afford one use as to why they bought a POS instead of a Lamborghini)
...your insurance company drops you.
...your friends call shot gun a month in advance.
...you park as far away from where you need to be as possible.

Hehe, more later, just what I could think of off the top of my head.

Minch00
02-28-2007, 07:40 PM
When you have someone like me paying attention to your car :D


I'm not easily impressed.

RIE921
02-28-2007, 08:21 PM
-When you hate to make eye contact while filling up, knowing that just getting gas can take 30 minutes, eye contact equals conversation. Not really a problem unless you are in a hurry.

-You get asked by strangers "What do you do for a living?"

-You pay a valet NOT to park your car.

-Strangers take pictures of the you and the car while driving, and you are used to it. Your face is on the camera phones of strangers around town.

Minch00
02-28-2007, 08:27 PM
...your friends call shot gun a month in advance.






:fu:

zzzzdoc
02-28-2007, 08:46 PM
-You pay a valet NOT to park your car.

-Strangers take pictures of the you and the car while driving, and you are used to it. Your face is on the camera phones of strangers around town.

You walk in Lowes, and someone shows you a picture of yourself on HIS cell phone (frightening when it happens).

That valet bit is so true. Costs 20 times more now, and I park the car.

AgentTripleX
02-28-2007, 08:48 PM
How do you call shot gun when there is only one seat?

pdisme
02-28-2007, 08:51 PM
-You pay a valet NOT to park your car.


And it seems perfectly sensible now. :)

:fu:

Hehe :cry:

You walk in Lowes, and someone shows you a picture of yourself on HIS cell phone (frightening when it happens).


Or you find a picture of your car on someone's myspace page, with you in it! LOL

How do you call shot gun when there is only one seat?

Well if there's a bunch of people going out, someone gets shot gun, the rest ride in the remaining cars. :grinning-smiley-003

AgentTripleX
02-28-2007, 10:05 PM
Well if there's a bunch of people going out, someone gets shot gun, the rest ride in the remaining cars. :grinning-smiley-003

See I was thinking maybe whoever calls shot gun gets to sit on someone's lap.

Kind of like this.:)

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a256/AgentXXX/IMG_0481.jpg

pdisme
02-28-2007, 10:25 PM
Continuing on, you know you're a Lamborghini owner when...

...AgentTripleX and another girl are riding in the passenger seat. :)
...police tail you for 15 minutes, pull you over and then ask if they can have a friend come check out the car too.
...fathers tell you they would have got one but had kids instead.
...mothers ask you if you'll trade for one of their kids.
...you hide a camera in the front grill to avoid hitting speed bumps and curbs (messing with zzzzdoc)
...people build replicas of your car and call it an original.
...the waitresses at Hooters won't let you eat in peace.


...you don't like Michael Schumaker. :lol2:

tomf-1
02-28-2007, 10:27 PM
You are overwhelmed w/ guilt of conspicuous consumption when someone shares with you their life long dream car is the equivalent of what you pay in taxes......

Mike S
03-01-2007, 01:02 AM
...you have 15 people ask you about your car while you're getting fuel.


I get that many people asking me questions about the car when I'm filling up the Range Rover over here :lol2:

Matt
03-01-2007, 01:59 AM
You are overwhelmed w/ guilt of conspicuous consumption when someone shares with you their life long dream car is the equivalent of what you pay in taxes......

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Lasombra52
03-01-2007, 06:23 AM
You are overwhelmed w/ guilt of conspicuous consumption when someone shares with you their life long dream car is the equivalent of what you pay in taxes......
I pay as much in taxes as my freaking car is worth.

I get that many people asking me questions about the car when I'm filling up the Range Rover over here :lol2:
I get stares as well when I take my car out, so don't feel bad.

zzzzdoc
03-01-2007, 10:14 AM
...you hide a camera in the front grill to avoid hitting speed bumps and curbs (messing with zzzzdoc)
:lol2:
You laugh, but my bumper is still doing good, and my friend with the SL55 is on his 3rd front bumper.

pdisme
03-01-2007, 10:15 AM
Wow, SL55 rides that low?

zzzzdoc
03-01-2007, 12:35 PM
Wow, SL55 rides that low?
No, his wife keeps going a little to far forward when pulling the car into a parking space / wall.:eek:

Imagine having your wife tell you SEVERAL times that your bumper is in the trunk.

pdisme
03-01-2007, 01:30 PM
No, his wife keeps going a little to far forward when pulling the car into a parking space / wall.:eek:

Imagine having your wife tell you SEVERAL times that your bumper is in the trunk.

I'd tell her how do you like your new Kia? :lol2:

Mike S
03-01-2007, 01:51 PM
I'd tell her how do you like your new Kia? :lol2:

Just raise the suspension when you park :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

The SL55 was about the same height clearance as my 997 is, never had any problems with scraping.

Mr. Vroom
03-01-2007, 02:49 PM
When you can race a cop and not get a ticket.

When you answer the whaddya do question with: white collar crime or pharmaceutical sales.

When complete strangers start speculating on the size of your dick.

The best for last, when you get in the car, and it feels like you are 16 again, with a fresh driver's license in your wallet and the open road ahead.

pdisme
03-01-2007, 03:23 PM
When complete strangers start speculating on the size of your dick.


Funny thing about that is even though driving a Lamborghini makes your penis smaller, they still would rather be driving a Lamborghini than whatever they were driving at the time they made the comment. :)

Mr. Vroom
03-01-2007, 04:46 PM
Funny thing about that is even though driving a Lamborghini makes your penis smaller, :)


Whoa, speak for yourself. But be that as may be; large, average, small, when you own a Lambo, size does not matter to the hot chicks. Your stature, looks, personality all get automatic upgrades.

pdisme
03-01-2007, 05:05 PM
Whoa, speak for yourself. But be that as may be; large, average, small, when you own a Lambo, size does not matter to the hot chicks. Your stature, looks, personality all get automatic upgrades.

:lol2: I'm just going by what I've overheard people say about me as the reason I'm driving a Lambo must be to compensate; but those same people would love to drive it. :fu:

RIE921
03-01-2007, 06:14 PM
When complete strangers start speculating on the size of your dick.



Funny thing a friend(and fellow exotic owner) told me when I got my first Lambo,"When someone points a finger at you, they have three pointing back at themselves...."

Or conversely when some guy brings the dick size comment up, I always ask them why they are so concerned about the size of my dick. Usually ends up with all sorts of back stepping verbally on their part, and lots of laughing by me.

Mr. Vroom
03-02-2007, 08:54 AM
Funny thing a friend(and fellow exotic owner) told me when I got my first Lambo,"When someone points a finger at you, they have three pointing back at themselves...."

Or conversely when some guy brings the dick size comment up, I always ask them why they are so concerned about the size of my dick. Usually ends up with all sorts of back stepping verbally on their part, and lots of laughing by me.

Thattaboy, good attitude/comeback. One thing about a Lambo is, it is a in your face type ride, guarranteed to generate some kind of reaction. It is amusing to see people make fools of themselves, by being petty, jealous and envious of others.

But is way more fun to see people's faces lite up, get the thumbs up. By a huge margin, the G seems to blow the general public away. Sometimes when I am out driving I feel like a goodwill ambassador, spreading around a little happiness and cheer out on the higways and byways.....

pdisme
03-02-2007, 09:00 AM
I pretty much always take the time to talk to people about the car, let them take pics, etc. If it's girls or kids I usually let them sit in it if they want. :)

pdisme
03-08-2007, 02:34 PM
I should get some t-shirts made up with some of the good ones from this thread on it. :)

Minch00
03-08-2007, 02:44 PM
If it's girls or kids I usually let them sit in it if they want. :)

I'm neither. How do you explain me? :lol2:

pdisme
03-08-2007, 02:49 PM
You weren't 21 yet so you were still a kid, now the car is off limits. :)

Lasombra52
03-08-2007, 02:58 PM
You weren't 21 yet so you were still a kid, now the car is off limits. :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

But seriously, that sucks

Minch00
03-12-2007, 12:57 AM
You weren't 21 yet so you were still a kid, now the car is off limits. :)

:(

That's not cool.

Rascasse
04-01-2007, 08:38 PM
.......When you actually drive your car, as apposed to most of our prancing horse buddies who just P.P.E (Pose Park and Eat)

AgentTripleX
04-01-2007, 11:05 PM
Not sure if this is the case with Lambo owners. But I just organized a Lotus brunch/run at 11 am. I get home at 3 pm and am just waking up from a 4 hour nap. So beat.

AgentTripleX
04-01-2007, 11:44 PM
Oh, and I can't hear anymore from hearing my exhaust all day long. :D

pdisme
04-18-2007, 05:11 PM
...when people feel the need to tell you they would have bought one too but didn't because of the maintenance costs.

Murcielago King
04-18-2007, 05:28 PM
I pretty much always take the time to talk to people about the car, let them take pics, etc. If it's girls or kids I usually let them sit in it if they want. :)

VERY ballsy. Lol. I would do the same. I'm more laid back and, hell, if they have their Permit or License, take me around the block. (In a wide open area, of course).

pdisme
05-21-2007, 05:51 PM
...you see this and say well, cost of owning the car. :lol2:

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2007/images/05/21/vt1.1722.gas.ap.jpg

Minte
05-22-2007, 09:13 PM
you have an ipod and a state of the art sound system,but only have listened to it once to see if it actually works.

zzzzdoc
05-23-2007, 08:17 AM
You hit the wrong button on the nav system and realize, Wow, this has a radio?

pdisme
05-23-2007, 08:38 AM
You hit the wrong button on the nav system and realize, Wow, this has a radio?

By the way, don't rely solely on your nav system going to Sebring next month; I've yet to find one that knows how to properly direct you to the track, the Gallardo's didn't and the Chevy's didn't either, so I've gotten lost every time I've gone down there so far and end up driving around the lake. :)

zzzzdoc
05-23-2007, 09:04 AM
OK, I'll print out directions. Thanks.

I never use the Nav system on the Murci anyway. The rear-view camera is too important on the display, and I really don't like the Nav system. Much nicer in the Lexus. Nicer still in Beemers.

Matt
05-23-2007, 01:04 PM
By the way, don't rely solely on your nav system going to Sebring next month; I've yet to find one that knows how to properly direct you to the track, the Gallardo's didn't and the Chevy's didn't either, so I've gotten lost every time I've gone down there so far and end up driving around the lake. :)

At least you have a pretty drive around a lake :lol2:

Minch00
05-23-2007, 02:52 PM
By the way, don't rely solely on your nav system going to Sebring next month; I've yet to find one that knows how to properly direct you to the track, the Gallardo's didn't and the Chevy's didn't either, so I've gotten lost every time I've gone down there so far and end up driving around the lake. :)

I didn't get lost going down there, and I don't even have a Nav system. I just went down 27 and saw the giant signs for "Sebring Int'l Raceway" and followed them. Once I got to the track on the other hand.......:D

pdisme
05-23-2007, 04:43 PM
Hmm, maybe i need to get there on time once so there's still daylight to see the signs. :)

bdasbul
05-25-2007, 05:53 PM
that was fucking hysterical !!!!!! very creative d

bdasbul
05-25-2007, 05:54 PM
that was meant to go in a different section , sorry

bdasbul
05-25-2007, 05:56 PM
that was fucking hysterical d , very creative . lmao !!!!!!!!!

Minch00
05-25-2007, 11:24 PM
Stop confusing me!!!

:D

toplesswhitegal
07-06-2007, 06:33 PM
I know this is an old thread, but it is a good one.

I like the idea of a t-shirt....I'd be interested

- you have to send your luggage via courier when you go on a trip

- you know every route that has the least amount potholes

- you get every lame pickup truck wanting to race you

- you go shopping and analyse the item for 10 minutes trying to figure out if it will fit in your trunk or not

Matt
07-06-2007, 06:40 PM
- you go shopping and analyse the item for 10 minutes trying to figure out if it will fit in your trunk or not

:lol2: :lol2:

pdisme
07-06-2007, 06:46 PM
- you go shopping and analyse the item for 10 minutes trying to figure out if it will fit in your trunk or not

Sometimes it works out well when Lamborghini owners don't do this. Zzzzdoc bought a sweet Sparco race gear bag for his Murci, not realizing it had no chance of fitting in there, and then he threw out the box before determining that fact; so I got myself a nice Sparco race gear bag for $50 off. :lol2:

Shawn
07-06-2007, 07:49 PM
- you get every lame pickup truck wanting to race you

I'm glad you posted this. Seems to me every person in a pickup truck around here is as the doc would say on the shallow end of the gene pool. They ALWAYS ride my ass, rev their engines and try to race. Someone please tell me why it's always the losers in pickup trucks with no teeth. It was also a pickup truck who was the only one to scream FU when turning next to him. I hate pickups and their drivers. Sorry if anyone here has one, hope you're not like them.

pdisme
07-06-2007, 08:26 PM
You should have seen it when I drove my spyder through sebring the first time I took it to the track; you'd think they'd have exotics rolling through there regularly due to the race track but man it was non stop rebel flag show down at every light. :lol2: My favorite part was hearing country music blasted at the same levels you normally associated with bass in the city; that got me laughing but also made me think they're really dumb because at least low bass doesn't do nearly as much damage to your hearing as listening to country music at 100 db.

zzzzdoc
07-06-2007, 08:52 PM
Sometimes it works out well when Lamborghini owners don't do this. Zzzzdoc bought a sweet Sparco race gear bag for his Murci, not realizing it had no chance of fitting in there, and then he threw out the box before determining that fact; so I got myself a nice Sparco race gear bag for $50 off. :lol2:
Et tu, Brute??:banghead: :banghead:

BTW, bag working out well for you I assume?

zzzzdoc
07-06-2007, 08:54 PM
I liked when I made the wrong turn in Zolfo Springs on my way to Sebring in the Murci and had to do a U-turn in front of a trailer with 10 migrant workers on the porch. They looked like they were seeing a UFO.

shelbyelite
07-06-2007, 10:19 PM
.....WHEN a TOTAL STRANGER SAYS..." HOW MUCH THAT COST"
.....WHEN the cars in the fast lane all the sudden slow down, yet they seem to gain speed as soon as you pass
.....When a guy pulls up and says " it aint everyday you seem one of them" and I sit there thinking, Yes, I see them everyday. LOL
.....When every car at a red light around you decides they want to burn rubber taking off and impress you in their Toyota corolla, or think that you wanna race them (these guys are the BIGGEST IDIOTS)
.....when the most common thing people say to you is "HOW FAST THAT THING GO?"
..... when you hear "is that one of them KIT CARS" more than one time in a day!

pteam
07-07-2007, 01:37 AM
...someone asks you if you have rich parents, if you won the lottery, or who let you drive their car. (More for young Lambo owners)

I hate that one. Especially when I had my diablo a few years ago, I'd get all the time "Is that daddy's car?" I wanted to kick a few peoples teeth in over the years :fu:

zzzzdoc
07-08-2007, 09:53 AM
.....When a guy pulls up and says " it aint everyday you seem one of them" and I sit there thinking, Yes, I see them everyday. LOL


:lol2: :lol2:

zzzzdoc
07-08-2007, 09:57 AM
...someone asks you if you have rich parents, if you won the lottery, or who let you drive their car. (More for young Lambo owners)

I hate that one. Especially when I had my diablo a few years ago, I'd get all the time "Is that daddy's car?" I wanted to kick a few peoples teeth in over the years :fu:
Nice car collection, BTW. Oh, and welcome.

I like that you have essentially all the cars in different colors (no quibbling with the Viper/Ferarri reds, OK?) I've never seen a 360 in that orange. Very striking.

Fortunately (unfortunately?) I'm old enough that I don't get the daddy's car question. That would drive me nuts.

pdisme
07-08-2007, 12:05 PM
...someone asks you if you have rich parents, if you won the lottery, or who let you drive their car. (More for young Lambo owners)

I hate that one. Especially when I had my diablo a few years ago, I'd get all the time "Is that daddy's car?" I wanted to kick a few peoples teeth in over the years :fu:

A doctor walked by one time while I was at Allstate having the car looked at for insurance and comments "You must have rich parents." I said to him as far as I know they do well, but I'd certainly be willing to help them out if they ever needed it. He comments to the Allstate guy later after i was gone that "I'm a doctor and I can't even afford a car like that" as if his being a doctor somehow entitled him to a Lamborghini before me.

zzzzdoc
07-09-2007, 10:18 AM
I hear that some doctors have big egos. :rolleyes:

pdisme
07-09-2007, 10:46 AM
I hear that some doctors have big egos. :rolleyes:

You don't need to tell me that; I was the network manager at a local hospital for a few years before starting my company, that was fun. I think my favorite ego doctor was a GI surgeon, and yes he is extremely good at it from what I heard, but he was receiving a new computer at work so he decided that he would copy the 40 GB of illegal MP3's he had on his computer up to a network drive for backup. That ran the server in question out of disk space so one of the guys on the server side of IT calls him to tell him what he's done and that he needs to get rid of the files both to resolve the issue and because they're illegal; the doctor actually gives him the classic "you obviously do not know who I am" line and then tells him to move someone else to a different server so he can finish copying his files up there and to have his boss call if that's an issue. :lol2: :lol2:

luckyse30driver
07-10-2007, 07:21 AM
when the guy in the mazda gives you the finger and yells" get a life mate"

hmmm

emissary
07-20-2007, 07:47 PM
when you have a three hour party, and at least one hour is spent showing people the Lambo in the garage...

pdisme
07-20-2007, 07:57 PM
when the guy in the mazda gives you the finger and yells" get a life mate"

hmmm

For me it was old Honda.

when you have a three hour party, and at least one hour is spent showing people the Lambo in the garage...

Damn, I didn't even think about that... was going to have a big party at my new place as soon as I move in. Guess there are worse things to deal with. :lol2:

PhxDiablo
07-20-2007, 08:24 PM
"I'm a doctor and I can't even afford a car like that"

Highly paid and highly effective are two different things ... :)

Shawn
07-20-2007, 09:50 PM
when you have a three hour party, and at least one hour is spent showing people the Lambo in the garage...

:stupid: Then spend another hour giving each person a ride in it. The spend yet another hour letting them take pics of it:lol2:

pdisme
07-20-2007, 09:54 PM
:stupid: Then spend another hour giving each person a ride in it. The spend yet another hour letting them take pics of it:lol2:

I have to admit, the rides can get old after a while if they're all back to back. I was at a friend's house for thanksgiving last year because I don't have any family in the area; I ended up giving at least 12 people rides in the car; I texted him at a stop light on the way back with the last person and said come out and save me from having to tell your family the rides are over. :lol2:

Minch00
07-21-2007, 12:03 AM
I have to admit, the rides can get old after a while

My bad :(

pmb
07-21-2007, 12:10 AM
- You watch the beginning of Cannonball Run over and over while your wife thinks you’re a weirdo

- The look of disgust certain golfers make when they hear you drive by the local golf course / country club, makes you happy

pdisme
07-21-2007, 11:56 AM
My bad :(

No, I don't mind giving rides, I mind giving rides when there's like 12 people all wanting one too so I feel like a carnival ride. :lol2:

- The look of disgust certain golfers make when they hear you drive by the local golf course / country club, makes you happy

I LOVE doing that. :lol2: There's a golf course right by my house and a street borders several holes, nowhere for cops to hide, so I always just tear down that street with the engine screaming.

Fore! :wave:

LamboJoe
07-22-2007, 12:27 PM
what i love about my car and what makes it special
i pull 65 mph in 1st and 165mph in 4th and you can figure the rest i still got 2 more gears. ;)

pam202
07-22-2007, 12:30 PM
in brooklyn people dont ask for rides, "lets go for a ride" usually means your going to get killed

just kidding

nobody asked me for a ride just yet lol

Lamb05Murcie
07-23-2007, 12:16 AM
I have always wanted to ask for a ride, but then again I dont want to agitate the owner so I dont ask. It was hard enough for me to even ask to sit in a Ferrari, only reason I did was because my friend did first. I know most owners dont like that, so I try and respect that

Minch00
07-23-2007, 12:52 AM
I have always wanted to ask for a ride, but then again I dont want to agitate the owner so I dont ask. It was hard enough for me to even ask to sit in a Ferrari, only reason I did was because my friend did first. I know most owners dont like that, so I try and respect that

I've found that if I talk to the owner for an extended period of time, and show them that I have a real enthusiasm for the car, and am not just some drool monkey, they have no problems letting me sit in the car. Most even ask me before I have a chance to bring it up :lol2:

For instance, the black 360 spider I rode in, I was just talking with the owner, telling him how I liked his engine cover more so than the 430s, what great floormats he had, just basic car stuff, and he said after about 15 minutes of this painful (for him) conversation "I'm about to leave, you want to go for a ride real quick?". Needless to say I stopped talking.

pdisme
07-23-2007, 03:51 AM
I have always wanted to ask for a ride, but then again I dont want to agitate the owner so I dont ask. It was hard enough for me to even ask to sit in a Ferrari, only reason I did was because my friend did first. I know most owners dont like that, so I try and respect that

What Brandon said is true; if you talk to the owner first you'll have a high likelihood of them wanting to let you sit in the car or give you a ride. If someone comes up and the first thing they ask me is if it's a Ferrari or how much did it cost then I'm much less likely to give them a ride, but someone who's actually interested in the cars and knows what it is increases my interest in talking to them about the car and wanting to encourage what will hopefully become a Lamborghini addiction. :)

Lamb05Murcie
07-23-2007, 01:53 PM
What Brandon said is true; if you talk to the owner first you'll have a high likelihood of them wanting to let you sit in the car or give you a ride. If someone comes up and the first thing they ask me is if it's a Ferrari or how much did it cost then I'm much less likely to give them a ride, but someone who's actually interested in the cars and knows what it is increases my interest in talking to them about the car and wanting to encourage what will hopefully become a Lamborghini addiction. :)


Yeah I hear what your saying, I do know ALOT about these cars so it should be easy to strike up a conversation with the owner that doesnt annoy him much

pdisme
09-05-2007, 06:46 PM
...you're getting a speeding ticket and smiling about it or taking pictures. :lol2:

(Inspired by http://www.talklambo.com/showpost.php?p=23862&postcount=1)

ErikV10
09-05-2007, 07:04 PM
You drove by a car show and parked at the visitor area to take a look at the cars. Then all the kids ran out to the parking lot and starting looking at your car. A minute later the guy on the intercom said 'would the guy in the orange car please leave'.

LOL @ Shawn! :p

PhxDiablo
09-05-2007, 08:19 PM
The other day on my way home from the gym I got "What team do you play for?" -- I would have embellished but was too tired from the workout.

pdisme
09-06-2007, 07:51 AM
When you run over a small animal and the first thing that goes through your head is "That fucking thing better have not damaged the paint on my bumper." :lol2:

-Note, this was me last night; I'm just driving down the street in the G and a damn possum or armadillo comes running out right in front of me about two seconds before collision; I could hear it bounce off the undertray of the car as it made its way from the front to the back so it was large enough to just barely clear. I was so pissed. :) If I had been driving one of the other cars I'd have been thinking oh man, wish I could have avoided the poor thing, in the Lambo I'm thinking there goes the damn paint on the lower part of the bumper.

artherd
09-06-2007, 02:40 PM
The other day on my way home from the gym I got "What team do you play for?" -- I would have embellished but was too tired from the workout.
You should have yelled "CHICKS!"

rotus
09-06-2007, 03:17 PM
- Some kids ask you for a ride, you refuse, and the next day you see your video on a website with multiple people trying to estimate the size of your member in microns

- You baby your wife's SUV when going over a speed bump

- You get chased and tailgated by black corvettes and camaros for miles

- Your neighbors' kids love you

- Your neighbors hate you

- Your pic is someone else's avatar

artherd
09-06-2007, 08:07 PM
You hop onto a lambo board, and instantly make friends with a bunch of new enthusiests, only to discover you've actually known some of them for years :D

pdisme
09-06-2007, 10:53 PM
- Your pic is someone else's avatar

:lol2: :lol2: :grinning-smiley-003

rotus
09-07-2007, 05:57 PM
You hop onto a lambo board, and instantly make friends with a bunch of new enthusiests, only to discover you've actually known some of them for years :D

:lol2: :grinning-smiley-003

Crash
09-11-2007, 09:13 PM
You know your a Lambo owner,

When you have a little crash after going out with the Wife. Then the next morning it is on CNN about 20 different news channels,along with over 100 different web pages talking about it. along with no telling how many radio stations. Hell they even have a song for me on one. I am using it as a ringtone www.rock1059.com look for loser lambo guy:bj:

Its all about the car, If I (dumbass people) cant have one then he or she (Lambo owners) must have a small member , be having a mid life crisis, or some other kind of BS.:fu2:

you finally know your a lambo owner when you get in you car and you can tell the rest of the world(mass of dumbass people) they can kiss your ass. While you smile when they take your picture at the red light.:fu:

AgentTripleX
09-12-2007, 03:41 AM
LOVE IT!!! :beerchug:

You know your a Lambo owner,

When you have a little crash after going out with the Wife. Then the next morning it is on CNN about 20 different news channels,along with over 100 different web pages talking about it. along with no telling how many radio stations. Hell they even have a song for me on one. I am using it as a ringtone www.rock1059.com look for loser lambo guy:bj:

Its all about the car, If I (dumbass people) cant have one then he or she (Lambo owners) must have a small member , be having a mid life crisis, or some other kind of BS.:fu2:

you finally know your a lambo owner when you get in you car and you can tell the rest of the world(mass of dumbass people) they can kiss your ass. While you smile when they take your picture at the red light.:fu:

12097
09-13-2007, 01:08 AM
I had the CT out at a open air car show on the long weekend and the P.A. announer says " we have cars from the thirties,forties fifties, we have muscle cars from the sixties and seventies. We even have a Lamborghini Countach."

And yes, your chest does swell a little more with pride.


One other way you know your a Lamborghini owner is when you buy shoes based on whether you can operate the pedals in them. ( I've had to return more than one pair).

rotus
09-13-2007, 03:01 AM
One other way you know your a Lamborghini owner is when you buy shoes based on whether you can operate the pedals in them. ( I've had to return more than one pair).

I have rather big feet and this is a problem for my Lotus Elise - my favorite shoes for the Elise are the Oakley 1320's - the Pilotis just don't cut it :o)

On the other hand - the "G" (E-gear) can take all my gear! :lol2:

pdisme
09-13-2007, 03:53 AM
On the other hand - the "G" (E-gear) can take all my gear! :lol2:

:lol2: :lol2: Pretty much only Captain Hook would have trouble with that.

artherd
09-14-2007, 03:37 AM
On the other hand - the "G" (E-gear) can take all my gear! :lol2:

Dirty man!

bboxer
09-14-2007, 12:27 PM
When you don't know if the guy next to you pointing at the rear of your car is showing appreciation or trying to tell you you're car is on fire. (happened to me 3 times in my new 1988 Countach)

artherd
09-20-2007, 01:26 AM
When you don't know if the guy next to you pointing at the rear of your car is showing appreciation or trying to tell you you're car is on fire. (happened to me 3 times in my new 1988 Countach)

Your Countach caught on fire 3 times? ;)

nera07
09-26-2007, 04:57 PM
When you run a red light (and have no front plate) in the city and all the cop wants to know is "how much, how fast"...then let's you go! :beerchug:

pdisme
09-26-2007, 05:02 PM
When you run a red light (and have no front plate) in the city and all the cop wants to know is "how much, how fast"...then let's you go! :beerchug:

When you hear about that happening to other Lamborghini owners and wonder why doesn't that happen to you. :lol2:

nera07
09-26-2007, 05:03 PM
oddly...i've already been hit with 8 "no front plate" tickets in the past 2 months. happens everytime i park at a meter. i got 3 in one day

pdisme
09-26-2007, 05:48 PM
I would have gotten a ticket for "improper start" in mine but it was 3 am and an unsafe situation was developing with people from the club I was leaving coming out drunk and starting to gather around the car. :)

lager99
10-04-2007, 06:16 PM
Funny stuff guys. :crazy: